Camping Campaign 2000
North America is buzzing with election fever. Man oh man, I can hardly sleep at night! And even though on both sides of the border there is no one we trust, no one with a single shred of leadership ability, it doesn't stop us from filling a page with top quality Camping Campaign 2000 excitement.
If any candidate wants to tap the Pigdump voter base (and when you've said that, you've said a mouthful) we've got a little primer for him/her. If any or all of the following issues, solutions, promises are part of a candidate's platform, Pigdump will deliver free advertising to that campaign:
- People driving SUV's (Viagra Vans, Sport Fertility Vehicles) pay an additional 30% at the pumps.
- Concert/event seating determined by height (short people get tickets at the front and so forth...)
- Quotas on Boy Bands - 1 per country.
- Sidewalk tax on punks/thugs/hoodlums ne'er-do-wells.
- Product recall on potato chips that promise 250 g of crunchy goodness and you open up the bag and it's half frickin' air!
- Immediate imprisonment for
- horking and/or spitting in public
- using leverage as a verb
- using a very loud voice on the subway or in the lobby or on a cell phone discussing the deep meaning of Fight Club...well all Edward Norton films come to think of it
- smoking
- Television Networks get a tax break for ridding the airwaves of infomercials (death penalty if they continue religious programming.)
- Pantsless Fridays.
- A Sony Playstation 2 in every home at Christmas -- guaranteed!
Thanks and good luck.
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