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| 1. | When walking south to the subway on the narrow sidewalk and high school kids walking 3-abreast are walking north forcing you onto the street, do you |
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Smile to yourself and think "Ha, kids, I remember being so carefree!" |
| b) |
Quietly let it go, but vow to yourself, "next time I'm not moving out of the way." |
| c) |
Bash right through their pack and shout "Punks, thugs, hoodlums, ne'er-do-wells!" |
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| 2. | When friends ask you to go out to a late movie and drinks afterwards do you say: |
| a) |
"Sure, I'll pick you up at 9." |
| b) |
"I'll meet you for the movie, but then I gotta go to bed." |
| c) |
"#&!@ off, It's Law and Order night and I'm already in my jammies!" |
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| 3. | When someone asks "what's your favourite hockey team?" do you reply |
| a) |
"I sorta like the spunk of those feisty Ducks. And their 3rd jersey is cool too." |
| b) |
"Well, of course I like Kings, but it hasn't really been the same since Gretz left." |
| c) |
"There is only one team, the Montreal Canadiens. And I don't care that they don't win anymore, today's hockey SUCKS ASS! I mean teams in the sun belt? Gimme a break. And we call them hockey SWEATERS not #!&?ing jerseys, you punk!" |
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| 4. | When you wake up in the morning do you |
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hit the snooze button, roll over and try to sleep off last night's party. |
| b) |
hit the snooze button and lie there worrying about the assignment that isn't quite done. |
| c) |
fart, burp, hit the snooze button, swear, fart again. |
