A most royal response - part 3
 Finally, the other winner in the Queen's purse contest. Last week, we revealed the first winner of an exclusive Pigdump mug. But before we give you the list, here's another honourable mention (submitted after the cut-off date, but as I always say, better latent than never, eh?) from Casey Trauer of Dodge City:
- tip card
- Membership card for Scott Thompson fan club
- Diana voodoo doll, just for the memories
- lemons, to suck on
- English Tickler (TM) ("tiny!", "discreet!")
- 2 AAA batteries
So now, as promised, the second winning entry from Paul S. Nielsen of Hogtown:
- Well, I believe that she now carries a cell phone. Being in Angleterre, it'd be a gsm phone. Useless here unless she purchases a fido phone to plug the sim chip into. Hm, now isn't that the height of convenience. Then again, what would you expect a cdma person to say.
- I'd suspect she carries binaca. Elephant breath (peanut butter) just wouldn't be kosher at Wimbleton.
- She definitely carries a GBAA (Great Britain Automobile Association) card. She does drive a Range Rover after all.
- She carries a parfume thingee. Must cover the old person B.O. Hey, I'm 46 - I'll need one soon.
- She has a beer bottle opener. Philip drinks Carlsberg beer (official provider to the Danish and Greek Royal courts) and so must she.
- She carries an autographed photo of Scott Thompson having a martini in her honour at Buddies...
Thanks to all of you and good luck!
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