Pigdump succumbs. It's the Pigdump List^TM... the first and last list^TM of the last year that that begins with the number 19.

	In:	Wilma
	Out:	Betty
	In:	The Right Coast
	Out:	The Left Coast
	In:	Yes
	Out:	No
	In:	Chartreuse
	Out:	Lime
	In:	Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
	Out:	Chia on Toast
	In:	Carmelita Pope
	Out:	John-Paul-John Paul
	In:	Meat
	Out:	Frank'n Furter
	In:	Little plastic hands
	Out:	Cross-your-heart
	In:	The Spadina Expressway
	Out:	Jam on toast.
	In:	Kinda
	Out:	Sorta
	In:	Sorta kinda like
	Out:	Virtual
	In:	Content
	Out:	Bloody web freakin' dreck... man oh man it makes me wince... people think they can get away with lame-ass lists that mean nothing and prove nothing except maybe that the web producers have run out of ideas, and I mean THEY may as well run out of ideas too, because let's face it there's nothing new on TV or on the radio or in the movie theatres these days. Who are they kidding? Well they can't fool me, no sirree, even that Eddie Vedder guy sings an old wanky song "Last Kiss" and turns it into a big hit... oh big wooo it was for refugees or something.... Bob Geldoff already did that kinda thing (not sorta) and please spare me another remake of an already perfect movie... do we REALLY need Matt Damon to be Ripley when Alain Delon has already done it with brilliance in Purple Noon? Man oh man is no one original anymore?

Tomorrow: Molsons or Seagrams?
 

... continued 67. Canada became an independent country in 1867.

68. Succotash is a dish of green rice, beans and salt pork all boiled together.
to be continued...

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