A most royal response - part 2
 Well the Pigdump braintrust couldn't decide between 2 entrants in the "What's in the Queen's purse contest, so we decided to give them both an exclusive Pigdump mug. First, an honourable mention:
From Natalie Sivam
- Earplugs so she doesn't have to listen to His Royal Highness
- Oil of Olay (what old lady doesn't have a jar in her bag?)
- A map..(where the hell are we again? ahhh Jamaica..that use to be ours right?)
- Euros..never know when you need a subway token.
Here is winner number one's list, from Lois of Mississauga (name is withheld to protect the innocent)
- Postage stamps with her picture on them for I.D.
- A little gold pill box that she keeps her artificial sweetener in for her tea... you know, those really tiny white tablets, she is much too dignified to use refined sugar
- One lipstick, probably the same make and colour that she used when she first started wearing lipstick at 18
- One compact with mirror and powder, for powdering her nose and making sure her hat is on straight
- One silver fountain pen, a Bic ball point pen just won't do
- One silk toilet seat protector (not the waxy paper kind you get at the airport) for those extremely rare occasions when the Queen must urinate somewhere else other than at home on the Royal Throne
- A handful of Scotch mints, the kind my parents use to call pandrops. All seniors carry them and they are great to suck on during those most boring of formal ceremonies.
Another winner tomorrow, eh? Thanks and good luck!
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