Last week I ripped my right thumb open doing something dumb. Some of you have been sending cards and letters wondering how I'm doing. Thanks so much for your concern. As a matter of fact, the thumb is healing quite nicely (see below) so there will be no litigation whatsoever. And I got to play with the macro settings on my new digital camera! Heh heh... digital, get it? heh heh! Thanks and good luck.

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