Last weekend and the weekend before that, Pigdump's weekend funnies were not entirely Pigdump productions. The first one of 2001 was designed by a fella named Andrew Duff, while yesterday's was a concept that came from a fella named Howard Wray.

You see, the crack strategic cartoon team from Pigdump has been in and out of the clinic the past few months, suffering from chronic writer's block. And let me tell you, it's not been pretty.

"It was awful!" one team member said. "They read poetry to you, they feed you fresh fruit with clotted cream. Then when you're just feeling good about yourself, it's over to the television for hours and hours of episodes of The Facts of Life. Oh the humanity!"

"But that's not all," said another Pigdump patient. "We had to take long, hot showers. We had to pick all the raisins out of the sticky buns. And then there was the screaming. Oh the screaming!"

The management at Pigdump isn't convinced the clinic has cured the crack strategic cartoon team and is taking tenders for clip-art comics (sometimes known as weekend funnies -- maybe we'll send our branding manager to the frickin clinic!) Send your submissions to comeeks@pigdump.com and our people will let get back to you about compensation.

Thanks and good luck.
 

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