By 3:00 in the morning, the cat had passed out on one of the ergonomic chairs in the study. The crack team tried and tried to wake the little guy up but he was toast. Which was a good thing since the lead solutions strategist had run out of little batteries for the laser pointer (the all-night dollar store was never an option for this crack team.)
Listen, the thing is, that nutty cat loves that little dot. He never catches it but that doesn't stop him. And that is a kind of motto or tenet or driving force for Pigdump: we may chase the dot, get nowhere, accomplish nothing but goodness knows we're entertaining in a total waste of time way, don't you think?
Thanks and good luck.