Are you like me? Are you tired of seeing pasty white melons everywhere you look? It was shocking when Skinhead O'Connor had one, it was almost sexy when Jean Luc Picard was hairless. But please, people, just start growing your hair back!

We know you men are worried about the hair loss thing, you're afraid you're getting that peninsula hairline like your dad had. So what do you do? Shave it all off? Where is the logic in that?

And don't tell me it looks cool... maybe on one or 2 of the celebrities below. But face it, most of you have big fat white heads with Grey Cup mug handles for ears. I don't want to see it anymore! Oh, but it's so easy to manage day in day out... huh? Shaving your whole head every day isn't hair maintenance? The 5 o'clock shadow doesn't do you any favours either, dudes. So please, just grow your hair back!

Thanks and good luck.

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