Folks today are busy. They need instant gratification. Goodness knows they have no time for grocery shopping, making a meat loaf sandwich or walking their twin chocolate labs.

So it's a good thing that in this way new economy^TM , there are all sorts of services to get the little useless things done for you. Means more time for web surfing, more time to check your e-mail on your cell phone or rim pager - your wireless device of choice, really. Because there will be hell to pay if you miss that top 10 list, or if you aren't the first to hear about the Meg Ryan love triangle.

There are common household products in the way new economy^TM that save you time too. Listen up: you never have to do laundry again! Or iron your wrinkled turtlenecks either! Spray on Downy Wrinkle Releaser on all those natural fabric clothes you left at the side of your bed last night when you were too tired from staying up late instant message-ing your buddy. And don't bother with the laundry... a little spray-on Febreeze goes a long way (now in a time-release scent for long-lasting clean.)

Chores be gone! In the way new economy^TM , freedom comes in a spray-on bottle.
 

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