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| Let's make a virtual deal It seems everywhere you look now, someone is offering you a deal, a package, a plan for something. And in the world of telecommunications, there is no fiercer competition for your entertainment and information dollar. You want a cell phone with free minutes up front, a digital cable system where you pay as you go, or a mens room running DVDs, it can all be yours.
Pigdump, never wanting to fall behind the major communications companies, had a high-level content meeting yesterday with the crack futurist and wireless team. They came up with a solutions strategy to address the needs of the Pigdump market. It's called My Pigpen.
This is what the 3 Pigpen Plans would look like:
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Every package would get the same basic features: Everything I Know and Clip-Art Comics. But don't go signing up yet. This is just a proposal. Our not-so-crack technical team hasn't figured out how the heck to personalize your Pigpen. But make no mistake, when we've got the right people on board by golly, you'll be able to see Pigdump like you've never seen it before! Really! Soon! Well, sometime soon.
Thanks and good luck.
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