Clowns 2 and 3: I dunno? Do tell.
Clown 1: "Dick, how did OUR oil get under THEIR sand?"
Clowns 2 and 3: Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
Clown 3: Say fellas, you know how this war is all about giving freedom to some unfortunate folks in the Iraq?
Clowns 1 and 2: Ya, what of it?
Clown 3: Aren't they better being oppressed? I mean, allowing them to watch "The Bachelor", "Married By America" and "Are You Hot" might constitute cruel and unusual punishment.
Clowns 1 and 2: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! The lesser of two axis of evils! Hyuck hyuck.
Clown 2: What about those nutty Canadians, eh?
Clowns 1 and 3: What about them?
Clown 2: They're even more unpopular than the French these days. Who'd-a-thought?
Clown 1: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! No kidding.
Clown 3: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! Especially the ones in Montreal; they're Canadian AND French! Hyuck hyuck!
Clown 2: Doomed as doomed can be. Hyuck hyuck!
Clown 1: I guess Dubya and the Americans will have to drink American beer and California wine until the end of time. And maybe all those Canadian hockey players will be booted outta the States!
Clown 3: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! Win a Cup without Brodeur, Joseph or Roy, why don't you! Hyuck hyuck!
Clown 2: Like Canada trying to win a war without the Americans. Hyuck hyuck!
Clowns 1 and 3: --
Clown 2: Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
Clown 3: What happens when George asks Dick about our fresh water?
Clown 1: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! As if! The Americans will never need water like they need oil! Hyuck hyuck!
Clowns 2 and 3: --
Clown 1: --
Clowns 2 and 3: Hyuck hyuck...
Clown 1: Hyuck hyuck hyuck. So when does the hockey game start? Hyuck hyuck!