Okay. What's going on? Remember when this ugly thing from, you got it, Pontiac came onto the scene? A sort of van, a sort of SUV, a sort of camper, and totally butt-ugly!

And then the Infiniti put out this thing that is absolutely, infinitely ugly! It looks like a bug. And not a VW bug, but a stupid June Bug or something!

So of course Nissan had to rip off that ugly beetle-like icky design and gave us an affordable stupid ugly gas machine.

But I have to tell you, I haven't seen a dumber, uglier thing than this new Honda stupid deal, and that's even figuring in that stupid PT Cruiser! Is it an old fashioned milk truck? A London cab rip-off? No, just plain dumb!

And I say all this in a week when the newest cutie-patootie little Toyota Echo is announced! Now that's some kinda style! Easy on the eyes AND the environment! Don't you just wanna get one? Heh heh. That is all.