Over the past few months, our star employee has undergone some intense treatment on her arm, treatment usually meant for small aches and pains. The procedure has been augmented in this case to test a new theory put together by the crack Pigdump strategic team and its panel of medical experts.
"This is ground-breaking research that can only better a content-vapid society," said one medical expert who wished to remain anonymous. "If we can harness the power of such interferntial science and channel it through a content guru's physical writing tool, who knows just how far the content of tomorrow will go?"
What the Pigdump brain trust and its medical team are hoping for is a turbo-charged content machine, able to create Top Quality Content™ at a super-human pace. When asked about
the chance of failure, the Pigdump spokesman replied, "the right arm is just the beginning. If the experiment doesn't result in a quick return on investment, the next step is to move the interferential treatment to the frontal lobes where all content originates."
"I hope it doesn't come to that," said the brave content expert from Pigdump. "But you know me, anything to bring the readers Top Quality Content™ day in day out is all I really live for."
The results of the experiment remain to be seen. Ahem.
Thanks and good luck.
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