A few weeks ago, one of Pigdump's crack story editors wrote a little piece about spam. Ridiculous! And that was before the War in Iraq.

Since Little George's glorious victory over that poor Third World country, we've noticed something disturbing. Spam is more out of control than ever.

I believe Little George has hired hackers and "viral" e-mail marketers to wage a war on the countries that didn't join him in his little donnybrook in the desert. I can see mailboxes in Germany and France filling up with crap about the great war that they missed out on. As if they care. You're a little man, Little George.

I can only speak as one "cowardly" Canadian who was proud her country wasn't bullied into war, but I gotta say, you will never wear me down with your endless e-mails trying to sell me the "Most Wanted Iraq Criminals" deck of cards. War = game. What kind of signal are you sending to the kids, dick knob?

You must be so proud, Little George. Go ahead, keep sending your stupid spam. Fill up my mailbox with useless American pride. You can't wear me down. Send your tanks of all shapes and sizes; yes, all of a sudden I'm on an American Sceptic Tank mailing list. Is that the best you can do? I laugh at your little ploys to weaken us, to get us to surrender. HA! Catch you on the flip side, Little George!

Thanks and good luck.