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Nutty interview

"Do you ever go camping,
visit friends in the country,
look closely at road kill?"
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April 18, 2003

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Pigdump's embedded reporter
Once again, Pigdump's crack cub reporter, Chris Norton, has taken on a special assignment to bring you as close as you'd want to be to the wars and issues of the day. We've embedded Chris deep into the nationwide fight against Sars (and you know how that can hurt) to bring you a gritty, first-hand account of the war on this mysterious disease. Here's Chris's gripping story:
It was an assignment I could not turn down. To be one of the first reporters on the front lines of the war on SARS. Press card, microphone and steno pad at the ready, I took my place among the brave freedom fighters at a local clinic. I wasn't out of place... except for one thing. I forgot to wear my army-issued mask. They sent me home. I've been in quarantine ever since. No one calls me. Grocery Gateway leaves my food down at the bottom of my driveway. The garbage man mistook my order for trash and, well, I'm hungry. And lonely. And sick of my video games. So how do you like that, all you free people, able to walk to the corner store for milk and a video? See what I do for you in the line of duty for Top frickin' Quality Content™ ? Well if this doesn't raise me out of the "cub" reporter status, I'm going elsewhere! Frickin' Pigdump! Umm, we're very sorry. Thanks and good luck.
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