Hockey Haiku
by Trish Thornton

The hair has been cut
Like Sampson he was great
Will Jagr perform?

Lanny McDonald
Such a majestic moustache.
We should make him King

Is it a woman?
Manon Rheaume makes the save.
Yes, it's a woman.

Sit in the sin bin
Blow snot through your left nostril
You're an enforcer.

Peter Mahovlich
Long and lanky elegance
And a famous bro'

Who owns the slap shot?
It still rests in the Hull house
Cannonading force

Woa Gary Bettman
Gretzky has left Manhattan
What's to come of you?