1. What brings you to Pigdump every day?

a) Always fresh, rarely bitter.
b) The music.
c) The "blue-on-yellow" paradigm.
d) I accidently made it my homepage and I don't know how to change it.

2. What's your favourite feature?

a) The rotating banners.
b) Those wacky clip-art comics.
c) Everything!
d) The "blue-on-yellow" colour scheme.

3. Which sponsor do you support?

a) Michael Stipe's hair.
b) That wacky TacoBell dog.
c) You have sponsors? I'm outta here!
d) Tim Horton's all the way.

4. What new features would you like to see on Pigdump?

a) I like it the way it is. Don't add any new features.
b) Nudity.
c) Random midi music from the 70's and 80's.
d) There's not enough green.

Send in your response to survey@pigdump.com and we'll get right on the case and bring you exactly what you want. (I know, there's no fancy web form here and it means you actually have to type in your responses, but the mucky-mucks at Pigdump just won't pay to upgrade their service to include all those fancy cgi things.) Thanks and good luck!

Tomorrow: Weekend Funnies!
 

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