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Pop Psychology Wednesday October 27, 1999
Back in the days when everything was so much better than they are now (just ask 'em, they'll tell you) some exalted experts in the fields of philosophy and psychology thought this question could get to the marrow of personality:

Who is your favourite Beatle?

  • If you answered Paul, you would be dreamy, hopeful and have an odd ambition to write silly love songs
  • If you answered George, you were a quiet, introspective person with an ambition to 'borrrow' songs from the 50's
  • If you answered John, you were a rebel, you had bad taste in partners, and would probably die young
  • If you answered Ringo, you failed
Pigdump's exalted experts have come up with a new experiment more fitting with the world today in the last year of the last century that starts with 19:

What is your dream dozen?

To give you a starting point for this Top Quality research experiment, we polled 2 employees at Pigdump (and you know how that can hurt) and here's what we got:

Employee 1
  • 2 crullers
  • 2 Hawaiian
  • 2 raised chocolate
  • 4 honey dipped
  • 2 jelly (red filling)
Employee 2
  • 11 double chocolate
  • 1 raised maple

The experts believe Employee 1 is a stable, dependable person, well rounded in every aspect of life and love. Employee 2, on the other hand, should be fired before anyone gets hurt.

If you want our experts to evaluate you (and you know how that can hurt,) send us an e-mail and we'll let you know how you fared. And believe me, the results will not be made public to your employer. Thanks and good luck!

Tomorrow: Not quite so filling.
 

everything I know ... continued 38. There ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

39. At one time, Kingston was the capital of Canada.

40. France's King Louis VI (1108-1137) was called Louis the Fat.

41. An airman used to refer to his life jacket as his "Mae West."
to be continued...

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