These are confusing times. And it's not just in the "Are you a goth, or are you a punk? Do you like rap, or hip hop?" areas that make people question who they are. The most difficult question facing the cool kids today is "Are you a boy, or a girl?"

Have no fear. We at Pigdump have teamed up with some top gender scientists to bring you a little multiple choice quiz that will ease your young minds. Read over the following questions very carefully... and take care, because there might be some trick questions! Good luck!

1. Who is your favourite James Bond?
a) Sean Connery
b) Diana Rigg
c) Timothy Dalton
d) Demi Moore

2. Do you shave your...?
a) head
b) pits
c) legs
d) peach

3. Who is your favourite Stooge?
a) Larry
b) Mo
c) Iggy
d) none of the above

4. You are driving in a foreign land and you've become totally lost. What do you do?
a) pull over and check the map
b) pull over and open a beer
c) get on your cell phone and continue driving
d) eat some cheese

5. If you were a flower, what kind would you be?
a) Pansy
b) Daisy
c) Cauli
d) I ain't no flower! Piss off!

6. How many questions did you answer?
a) all of them
b) got bored and went to sex.com
c) The Stooge question stumped me. Where's Curly?
d) only this one.

Send your answers to us here at gender@pigdump.com and we'll send you a private and personal response that will tell you if you are a boy or a girl. All material will be kept confidential, unless someone offers big cash for the information, that is.

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