Kid 1 - "And then she was all like oh my god I can't believe you did that! And I was like I know, the teacher never saw. And then she was like can you tell me next time cuz like that's SOOO amazing. And I was like well sure but you're in a different class."

Kid 2 - "I know she's always so oh please let me be part of the gang. As if we're in a gang."

Kid 1 - "Oh my god I know."

Kid 2 - "You know she wanted to borrow my Millennium CD. I was like oh my god, don't you have it? I mean who doesn't have that? Can you imagine if like a new Backstreet Boys CD came out and like you just didn't buy it?"

Kid 1 - "Oh my god that would never happen. Carly said she doesn't like N Sync anymore. Like as if I believe her. She's just still jealous because like she didn't go to the concert."

Kid 2 - "Oh my god that was sooo amazing. Remember when we were like so sure that Jason was singing just for us?"

Kid 1 - (shrill scream) "Oh my god he was! I'm like so sure."

23. A cocktail of gin and vermouth is called a Gibson if it has an onion in it.

24. A cocktail of gin and vermouth is called a Martini if it has an olive in it.