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October 4, 2002
Up, up with people.
 
And another thing...

escalator

When something escalates, it rises, right? So an escalator should go up, right? Escalators should always go up!

Wait a minute, let me explain.

I often take public transit. Just about every day, in fact. Well, sometimes when I get off the subway I head to the escalator sign so I can get a little break after a long hard day of work in the big city. Often, the escalator does me no good because it's going down. Escalators should escalate!

Now I wouldn't mind so much if there were two escalators side by each, as long as one was going up. But what's the point of escalators if they don't lift you? Am I harsh? Should we think about the older folks who take the subway? Give them a lift down while I walk up up up? Well listen, geniuses, even that older person has to get home again and get up the stairs. Gravity isn't kind to anyone, you know!

In French, they're called ascenseurs, as in ascend. NOT DESCEND!

Okay, I've got that bee out of my bonnet. Thanks and good luck.
 
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