Just pretend you live in America. The phone rings, you pick it up, and it's Roger Hodgson of Supertramp.

"Hello (your name here,)" says Roger. "Say, we're going to be in your American town tomorrow and we thought we'd pop by for a spot of breaky. See you around 8:30. Cheers."

So the thing is, if Supertramp were to eat breakfast in your home, what would you feed them?

  a) Tomato Beastie Surprise
  b) Hot and Sour Toenail Soup
  c) The Magical Fruit
  d) Cream of Wheatfield Sole
  e) Rices? What Rices?

Makes you think, doesn't it. I mean you wouldn't want to get it wrong, would you?

Tomorrow: The weekend funnies!
 

... continued 52. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

53. The maple leaf is the symbol of Canada, even though maple trees don't grow in most parts of the country.
to be continued...

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