Have you thought about having your own website? Wondered if you could be the next Mahir? Well, there's a DOTCOM waiting just for you!

Pigdump has taken the liberty of finding some domain names that are still available. Domain name, you ask? Well, that's what goes before the DOTCOM on your personal homepage, eh? If any of the following addresses appeal to you -- and I must say it's quite a wide-ranging list we've presented which no doubt reflects the wide-ranging tastes of you Pigdump visitors -- we suggest you make your move fast! These top quality names won't be around tomorrow! Ready? Take your pick!

• myveryowndotcom.com
• dotkommen.com
• alreadyregistered.com
• theeffword.com
• itchypants.com
• jobbypants.com
• pantspantspants.com
• crustyshorts.com
• poocatchers.com
• rumpvapours.com
• themagicalfruit.com
• tubofgoo.com
• bloodpudding.com
• turkeygiblet.com
• getoutofthejellotree.com
• grammarman.com
• fireplacetongs.com
• montrealmaroons.com
• newyorkknickerbockers.com
• orilliaterriers.com
• buckabeer.com
• aweedram.com
• policepicnic.com
• satansdaughter.com

Tomorrow: Not calm.
 

... continued 50. A hiatus hernia is a weakness in the diaphragm.

51. A Nabob is an official or governor in the Mogul empire.
to be continued...

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