Changes in attitudes, changes in latitudes...
Oh dear. The Pigdump Think Tank came back yesterday after its 2-month Blue Sky getaway in "The Valley." And they're not happy. You see, while this crack team of Top Quality ContentTM developers was away, well, we just sorta let the whole thing go to pot. Okay, maybe that's harsh... but most certainly we did NOT live up to our slogan:
Pigdump - Top Quality ContentTM day in day out.
We can't deny it... look at the archives. Do you see a fresh piece of content every day? No! And we're being punished, lemme tell ya. How you ask? Well since we can't just go and stand in a corner, or put the piece of gum we were chewing (when we didn't have enough to go around) on our noses and stand in front of our readers, we have to do something that will let you all know when the 'A' team isn't around. We've been told we have to come up with a 'B' team slogan to let you darling and devoted Pigdump visitors know when the bigshots aren't around. This is what we've come up with so far:
TM every so often.
Pigdump - We're just about as good as the other guys most days.
Pigdump - Our other website is a DOTCOM.
Pigdump - Blame the NASDAQ crash.
Pigdump - We're not a real website, but we play one on TV.
Pigdump - Well YOUR website isn't so hot either, smartass!
- Pigdump - Top Quality Content
As you can see, there is work to do. Thanks and good luck.
Tomorrow: The weekend funnies