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Hogan's Giros. May 1, 2000

Our survey says...

family funHurray hurray the first of May! Oh you darling buds, you Pigdump faithful, it's time again to ask for your help. Well, not help, really... we're not like those public tv stations that interrupt your favourite Kate Hepburn movie every 2 months to ask for your hard earned dollars. No. Pigdump is now and always will be a free service for you daring web surfers starved for Top Quality ContentTM.

The kind of help we're looking for today will allow us to build the type of Top Quality service provider you crave day in day out. So we need to know a little bit about you and what you like. You're saying "haven't you already done this?" Well, yes, indeed we have. But when a Top Quality dot com wants to survive, it needs to be able to change with its audience, move with the times, be the bleeding edge.

Below are 6 either/or questions. that's it. 6. We don't want to waste your time (ha, who are we kidding, your BOSS'S time!) with a long and drawn out web form. In fact, we're not even offering up a web form. Nope. Look at the questions, answer them as honestly as you can and e-mail them to survey@pigdump.com. That way, if you think we missed something, or you think the whole process is lame (we at Pigdump NEVER think your thoughts are lame) you can let us know.

  1. Bananarama or Bow Wow Wow?
  2. Richard or Regis?
  3. Shaken or stirred?
  4. E-mail or E-cstacy?
  5. White pants or capris?
  6. Barbie or Midge?
Thanks and good luck.

Tomorrow: I'm a sponge.


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