The Province of Ontario has a little semi-official song that we all learned in public school... not the recent tourism one that goes "It's yours to discover in Ontarioooo." No, the specific jingle I'm thinking about goes like this:

Give us a place to stand And a place to grow And call this land Ontario. A place to live For you and me, With hopes as high As the tallest tree. Give us a land of lakes And a land of snow, And we will build Ontario A place to stand, A place to grow, Ontari-ari-ario.

So if you live in Ontario and you look outside your window this morning, just think "some clown in our tourism board asked for this." Or maybe we can just blame Mike Harris.

Thanks and good luck.
 

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