yes, it says pigdump.com
Pick one. Wednesday June 7, 2000

So here's the deal...

Pigdump promises Top Quality ContentTM day in day out. But we know, there have been days when we've fallen flat on our bony asses by promising that. We say we're fresh every day, but then the better part of a week goes by and it still looks like Monday.

Recently, we've been trying to live up to our own hype, working late, skipping birthday parties and getting up early so that Pigdump is bright, shiny and new on your computer screens by 9:00am ET. I mean a simple picture with nothing else of value served up fresh to you is better than yesterday's news, no?

Well, maybe not. Maybe you'll put up with day-old, 2-day old, 3-day old content rather than see a lame touched-up photo just for the sake of having something new.

But we dare not presume anymore. Here's the deal (again):

If you want something fresh everyday, no matter how uninspired, lame, weak, feeble, stupid, and vapid it may be, e-mail fresh_and_lameATpigdumpDOTcom.

If you prefer to hang in through a couple of stale days and wait for THE REAL THING, e-mail say_no_to_lameATpigdumpDOTcom.

You may only vote once so take some time to really think this through. You may be voting for people who don't realize we're real, we mean it. So take your Pigdump stand... you may be part of web history!

Thanks and good luck.

Tomorrow: it's up to you!


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153. Dough is also a slang word for money (cash, bread, booty etc.)
to be continued...


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