"Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Who needs humans anyway? They're just smelly creatures who are obsessed with making lots of money, driving big SUVs and watching Survivor."

"Hyuck hyuck, well so are we hyuck hyuck!"

"Ooo ooo ah ah eee eee wacka wacka."

They went down to Hollywood and talked to a bunch of movie clowns.

"Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Here's the thing... only make movies based on every television show ever made because humans are just dumb sheep who can't wait to see the next re-telling of The Adventures of Scoobie-Doo hyuck hyuck"

"Ooo ooo ah ah eee eee wacka wacka."

"I know it's been done, that's the beauty of it hyuck hyuck. And before you know it, you're raking in $60 billion in the opening weekend of the great re-telling of Starsky and Hutch starring Matt Damon and Ben Afleck hyuck hyuck hyuck. Who wouldn't pay $15 to see that?"

"Ooo ooo ah ah eee eee wacka wacka. Eee eee ooo ooo wacka wacka."

Then someone shot the monkey. Which made a great sequel.