Martha Stewart's Decoration Tips for the Blair Witch

Excerpt from Chapter 9:
If the Walls Could Speak!

What to do with those unsightly walls in your secret haunted house in the woods? You have many choices: find a stone pattern in your surroundings and with a little paint and a little sponge, marble the interior; then there's the texture choice... get some cheese cloth or some of that left-over plaster of Paris and create a beautiful faux-European style. Then there's the best choice: kidnap some little kids, let them play in the muck and the tar, then let them loose on your troublesome walls. You won't be disappointed with the results!

Sticks -- Stones -- Walls

(With many thanks to the custodian and the bag lady.)

Tomorrow: Is that all there is?

... continued 78. Nevada is the Silver State.

79. I graduated from high school in 1979.
to be continued...

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