Superportals
It started with a goat. Or maybe a duck. Anyway, once upon a time there was a happy little website named strongsmell.com. Alone in the e-battered world of the way new economy, strongsmell.com shone its content light in the weary eyes of the poor web travellers. "Goodness!" they exclaimed. "A destination!" And history was made.
And then history was shamelessly repeated... and threepeated. That's when team Pigdump stood up and took notice. "We can't sit on our skinny buttcheeks and watch the competition move forward with a fresh new look and feel!" the head DMP proclaimed. "Why can't OUR site look like theirs? Only better?"
So as you can see, we've made a little change. Welcome to Pigdump-II, code named: Smell the Dump. Some of you are thinking "Pigdump is a leader, not a follower, what gives?" The rest of you are saying "just as I thought, another crack team of creative minds gives in, sells out, does what THE MAN tells it to do."
Regardless, there was much celebrating (see the picture above) as the crack team got totally hammered during the big Pigdump release party. What else could we do?
Well, that's enough.
