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August 14, 2002
Heat rationale.
 
The energy crisis: an environmentally friendly (VERY friendly!) solution

hot waxIf I've learned one thing through this frickin' long Hogtown heatwave it's this: man oh man do women ever generate a lot of heat under their breasts! Talk about a heat rack, a warming shelf, a hot set, steamy paraphernalia, mountains of fire... well, you get my drift.

So here's my thought. If there was some way I could harness this heat, this biologically friendly energy source, this mother earth life power, I could probably heat the entire Arctic region for a decade of winters. And do my bit to save the world from global warming to boot!

I know, I'd call it Thermobooblear Energy! A little T and E. Think of the marketing potential! The biggest consumer demographic these days is males 18-35. Well duh! Don't you think they'd invest big time? This is a license to print money, folks! If anyone wants to help me with this endeavour, please contact our lingerie department at hotrack@pigdump.com.

Thanks and good luck.

And many thanks to Marigold and her candle for the imagery.
 
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