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August 3, 2001
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The 7 signs of the Canadian Apocalypse


Well. We never would have called this one. Pigdump has been keeping a checklist of all the warning signs of the Apocalypse and sure, the obvious ones were accounted for. But we never thought we'd get to number 7 in our life time.

Hold on to your heinies, dear Pigdump readers, for the gates of doom have opened up! Count along with us as we kiss our asses goodbye!

  1. Jean Chrétien is elected 3 times.
  2. 15 days of smog/air quality warnings.
  3. Mike Harris is elected 2 times.
  4. Drinking fresh water is deadly.
  5. Mel Lastman is elected 2 times.
  6. The Montreal Canadiens are owned by an American.
  7. Aphids take Toronto.
Who ever would have thought?

 
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