And the sign said
Long-haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And Iwent in to ask him why?
He said, you look like a fine upstanding young man
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that,
Huh me working for you!
Whoa Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Blockin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
And the sign said anybody caught trespassing
Will be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
Hey what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here he'd tell it to your face,
Man you're some kind of sinner
Signs Signs everywhere a sign...
Ah hey you mister can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says you got to have a
Membership card to get inside, huh
And the sign said everybody welcome come in,
and kneel down and pray
But they passed around a plate and at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper,
And I made up my own little sign
I said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me,
I'm alive and doin' fine,
Whoa Signs signs...
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