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| The greatest thing since sliced bread Make no mistake, Old Dutch Ketchup Chips are the best thing since sliced bread. Oh sure, there are the pretenders to that title like Shake-a-Puddin', mini carrots in a bag, Cheesy-squeeze-a-snack, Nutella, Rolo ice cream, they all come pretty darn close. Especially salad in a bag, without a doubt number 2 on the list because goodness knows, I don't want to spend half my afternoon chopping and cleaning, chopping and mixing, cleaning and sorting lettuce and vegetables. Really, endive, romaine, and then there's the possibility of blood in the salad. You know, when you nick your finger chopping the damn onions because the tears streaming down your face blurred your vision?
Anyway, as I was saying, Old Dutch Ketchup Chips are the best thing since sliced bread. Why you ask? Wouldn't a bag of Lay's Ketchup Chips do the trick? No, my friend, no way. First of all, Old Dutch is hard to come by because the Hostess Mafia made sure the brand was run out of the big cities in eastern Canada. There is the odd corner store in Hogtown that dares to defy the Mafia, but who knows for how long? Old Dutch Ketchup Chips are a western Canada delicacy. And the cool thing is, they come in a box! Looks like cereal, tastes like heaven!
And they do taste like a piece of heaven on earth. Way better than Lay's. Old Dutch has come up with exactly the right colour and flavour that is, well, I guess it's sort of ketchuppie, but it's really just kind of red flavoured. Not in that fruity strawberry way, but in a kind of salty, sweet, hint of tomato like way.
As a matter of fact, Old Dutch Ketchup Chips are the first foodstuffs to be recommended by the Top Quality Content Thanks and good luck.
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