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It's happening again... Tuesday August 1, 2000

Hey mums and dads, could you handle it? Have you wondered about it happening to you? What if you had one of them in your family? I think it's better that you prepare yourself now, learn to deal with the looks from the neighbours, the sneers from clerks in the 7-11. Because in the end, everyone is going to blame you if your son or daughter wants to grow up to be

visioneer?  no way, man.

Yep, that's right. One day little Billy or Jilly could come up to you and break up your perfect life with these words:

"Mummy, Daddy, I want to study Visioneering. I want to take that 30,000 foot view of the world. Oh please oh please say you're okay with that?!"

Well are you? Are you ready for that? Can anyone ever be ready for that? No. Of course not.

Tomorrow: The envelope please...


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everything I know ...continued 164. BSB means Back Street Boys.

165. FLUTD stands for Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disease.
to be continued...


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