I could do one of these entries every day. (Isn't that the point of TQC™ day in day out? I know, I left my little kitty cats up a few days/weeks/months too long, but don't think I wasn't thinking about updating Pigdump daily! The fodder galore! Whatever that means.)

Language, pronunciation, and the lexicon of kids today alone could fill the bandwidth a hundred times over. Like I said, I could do one of these every day. Twice a day even. But I'll bunch two of these annoying things into one entry of TQC.

The word is SANDWICH. Not SAMWICH. I know it's weird to have the word "sand" in a food item, but there it is. Live with it and say it. There are actual professional announcers promoting Subway, Wendy's, Mr. Submarine fare, and they say, "Enjoy this tasty new SAMWICH today!" UGH! It's a frickin' SANDWICH! Can't you read? You probably say CHIMLEY too!

And then there's this turn of phrase I hear every day: "I could care less." Umm, do you mean you DO care? I guess you do because you're saying it's possible to care less. Or do you really mean the phrase of indifference, "I COULDN'T care less"? Like you don't care, right? Then say COULDN'T or you're a dumb dumb stupid thick dumb thick thing.

Hmm. Bet you wish my little kitties were back, don't you?

Thanks and good luck