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November 21, 2006

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If Pigdump were a blog...

...it would look something like this. You know, banal, one-line thoughts that flit through my mind that I think are so important I have to share. Like you'd really care. Like anyone would. Hardly Top Quality Content™, but at least, I suppose, consistant.

As I said, something like this:

November 20, 2006
So what's the deal with the TomKat wedding? Why was Brooke Shields there? Didn't she get dissed by Tom about using drugs to deal with depression? So what did he do, pay her to come to the wedding to say all is forgiven? Next thing you know Mel Gibson will be sending the New York Israeli fund a million bucks for support of their cause. Sheesh!

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November 19, 2006
What's with all the television networks these days? If another announcer says, "a new episode of [program] on [network] begins RIGHT NOW!", I swear I'm gonna throw something at the screen. Like we don't know? That's why we're tuned in! "Another intelligent view is going to turn off her television RIGHT NOW!"

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November 18, 2006
Maybe I watch too much television. But that announcer guy for CTV is doing my head in! You the one, he says, "blah blah blah, on CTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV." Drives me up the frickin wall!

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November 17, 2006
And speaking of Apple computers and such, don't you think those PC vs Mac ads are dumb? Do they sound familiar? Do they sound like a Canadian's description of him/herself? You know, it's not what we are it's what we aren't. Mac: "We don't have to load everything onto our computer." Canadian: "We don't have a President." Mac: "We aren't PC." Canadian: "We aren't American." Get it? Ya think? Should I shut up? Do you care?

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November 16, 2006
So when i drive back and forth to Toronto I use my little iPod plugged into a transmitter so it plays through my car radio. it's not great, but it's better than ROCK 95 and the all-Tom Petty-Nickelback-George Thoroughgood-all the time. But here's the thing...they're blasting the crap out of the Canadian Shield up and down highway 400. And I keep reading these signs saying, "Please turn off all radio transmitters," and I realize I've been reading signs like that all my life and never understanding them and yet I've never turned my iPod transmitter off as I travel through the blasting and it makes me think, have I been leaving a trail of dust in my wake as I commute south? When REM sings, It's the End of the World As We Know It, have I blasted another hole in the escarpment? Hmmm.

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And that's what a Pigdump blog would be like. Ain't Top Quality Content™ better? Even though it's a little slow in coming? Hmmm? Well?

Thanks and good luck.

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