Are you like me? That new Burger King ad just creeping you out? You know the one: pasty white guy wakes up in bed to a plastic-headed clown-like king, serving a toasty fresh meal.

Now I'm all for mascots and everything. I love that Taco Bell dog; and I used to enjoy McDonald's Mayor McCheese doing a great imitation H.R. Pufnstuf. And what's not to love about Jared??!!!

But this Burger King king is just freaky. Even if he weren't in bed with a pasty white guy in the morning. The King's nasty head is enough to make me curl up in a ball and suck my thumb until Mummy and Daddy get rid of the Bogey Man! I didn't even want to add the picture of this hideous creature to Pigdump! And goodness knows I've presented a lot of edgy stuff before. But this guy, well, he just wigs me out. The way the heads of those upsidedown clowns in Toronto's Santa Claus Parade wigged me out.

For the love of the children, Burger King, please get that plastic-headed freak and his pasty white bed partner off the television!

Thanks and good luck.