A lot of you have been asking: "Where's Pigdump these days?" That's a good question. Nevertheless, here you are. And here we are.
But the crack Pigdump content development team has been busy lately, just not creating crack content. You see, the team lead has been using the same pair of skates for 23 years. Yes, that's right. She got her last pair at Bayshore shopping mall in Ottawa in 1980. So this week, she got herself a brand new pair; got 'em all sharpened and everything. And then she fell on her ass. Several times. Who knew working in new skates could be so treacherous, so daunting, so difficult? She hadn't fallen on her ass on skates in 23 years! This week, twice a day, flat on the bum cheeks.
Humbling indeed.
But that's not the only reason the crack Pigdump content development team has let you down. You see, as a Christmas treat, a Christmas bonus, a gesture to herself for a job well done, the team lead bought herself a honkin' iPig! And she's been filling it up with tunes and ditties from even before she bought those skates in 1980! (And we may add, she has not put one piece of music she doesn't own on the iPig.)
Umm, we'll be back some day. Happy holidays, eh?