This past week, if a ticketmaster from the Metropoliton Hogtown Police Services had been following me around, I would be poor. You see, I jay-walk. I do it five times just to get to the subway in the morning. Then I do it two more times from the subway to work. And of course coming home, it's seven more times. And sometimes, I head up to Queen Street at lunch time, and I jay-walk three or four more times.

And that's $50 a pop. So doing the math, if I bring my lunch to work and cut down on my illegal straight line walking habits at noon, it's still $3500 a week! Heavens! The Hogtown Police could balance the budget on me alone! They could hire a whole new jay-walking task force!

And all I want to do is get from point A to point B. And not get killed. I'm very careful, you know. I mean, I'm not really in THAT big of a hurry to get to work. Nevertheless.

So it's a good thing that I haven't been caught. Or I'd be really poor. And wouldn't have much fun at Christmas.

That's all.

Thanks and good luck.