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July 29, 2003

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MickTier!

Are you like me? Have you had it up to here with the Rolling Stones (or is that the Drooling Stones? Heh heh!)? So Mick and the boys are coming to save Hogtown's ass. With Justin Shiver-me-Timberwolf and Sass Jordon. And it's not even in Hogtown, it's in Downsview! Where the heck is that?

Well, that's where the weird Idomo guy lives. Remember his fine pine stock was destroyed by all those young Christians relieving themselves in the presence of John Paul John Paul last year? Well, that's where it is.

Anyway, here's the thing. About 2 hours north of here is a little town called Muskoka Station (well, some know it as MacTier, but they sure aren't local are they?) Seems like a great old fixture in town, The Whistlestop Café, has closed down. We're not sure whether it's the economy, the competition from the nearby Bass Lake Restaurant, or if the accountant drank the profits away. But one thing's for sure, there's a hole in the community and in my heart.

They made the best toasted "Westren Sangwich" ever. The best! And the fries? Well, no fancy Quebec chip wagon could ever do better! The conversation...the best. Like the time when the guys were comparing their wives to lawn mowers...oh that was a thigh slapper!

So what I want is Mick and the boys to head up to Muskoka Station and put on a show to save the Whistlestop Café. Not too much to ask. I'm sure Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks and Martin Short would show up from the surrounding fancy cottage locations. And here's the thing, Mick, if you're reading this (and I'm sure you are!), I bet I could get the locals to change the name of the town to MickTier! In your honour, eh? And I'm sure Wayne at the Home Hardware would be happy to let Keith and Charlie ride in his John Deere turbo mower.

Sounds like a plan, eh? Sounds like 2 plans even! So Mick, once you're done with that bit of nonsense in Downsview (Hogtown my eye!), come on up to Muskoka Station..err..I mean MickTier and sing a couple for the old Whistlestop.

Thanks and good luck.

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