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| Canadian Olympic athlete redux
Oh we love your thoughts. Especially when we've published something so controversial like last month's toothy chart. Several of you wrote in and told me I missed the obvious. Here's a letter from author Leopold Bratislav:
Sorry, gotta argue in a big way. For any number of reasons our little starlets Pelletier and Sale deserve top billing. Start counting:
Just look at the top picture on this link (link no longer active).
Don't look at the others.
Or this one (link no longer active). (You gotta like
a URL that includes the word "flagorama"). Ok, they're not smiling, but
they're headed for a lip lock and that's pretty close to a smile. Hell,
just imagine the gold medal horizontal hula they had. Ok, don't imagine
that.
They're smiling here (link no longer active) and here (link no longer active). Clearly they're smiling more than the Russians. Obviously Berezhnaya and
Sikharulidze (I cut and pasted that - just thinking about writing it gave me
a writer's cramp) are thinking ahead to which Russian mob character would
get metallurgical orthodontal care (gold teeth) in the next 10 days. Sale
and Pelletier - smiling cause they got gold and they'd be having GMHH as
soon as they ditched the camera man. Berezhnaya and Sikharulidze sorta
smiling because they've just bought their parents lives by bringing home
something to stick down with denture adhesive.
As always, Leopold Bratislav. Ummm... there's not really much more to say about it, eh? Thanks for all your notes and thoughts. Keep 'em coming because the Pigdump Home Office is moving and our writers, editors and crack strategists are in a bit of a tizzy packing, drinking, running away, staying in denial... So thanks and good luck.
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