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A real message left on Pigdump's voice mail
"I just did this really totally freaky thing. I called like 2 seconds ago and you know how when you get somebody's message when they have the Bell answer service you can press pound and it just beeps so you don't have to listen to the person's message? So that's normally what I do when, you know, I'm calling somebody whose message I've heard 100 times but I accidently hit 0 and got this man (chuckle) and a recording that was just... it was like I had to listen to it because I thought it was like a national emergency the way the guy talked:
(deep, weird voice) 'If you have pressed 0 while listening to a message on Bell Call Answer Service...'
It was weird, you gotta try it, you gotta call somebody and then press 0 and get the man. Ummm... and then I thought ooo, get rid of the man and I pressed pound and got the same man, totally other message. I hung up, I was scared. Umm so, there's this man that lives in the Bell answer service that's not the voice lady. I was very scared and he doesn't quite have the same, you know...
(sweet voice) 'oh blah blah blah'
...friendly voice, annoying but you know, kinda like
(sweet voice) '...and for this press 1 and for that press 2...'
...he's like this
(deep, weird voice) 'if you've done this...'
It's totally freaky. Anyway, I'm calling you back. No I'm not on speed but ummm I probably will be asleep very shortly. You can give me a call or not..."
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