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Sure signs that spring has finally arrived

The smell of old dog poo is in the air.
Fat pasty white guys are starting to wear shorts.
The biggest sport of the mild fresh season is underway: all hockey all the time.
PM Jean Chrétien hangs his laundered deeds and money in the backyards at 22 Sussex...
...while at Stornaway, Stockboy is airing out his wetsuit on the clothes line.
New spring fashions: tighten those bellies, ladies, because the Gap says there's even more midriff this year!
The haunting nocturnal sound of cats humping.
Hollywood releases the first Oscar hopefuls of the year (2001 will see a big race between Joe Dirt and Freddy Got Fingered.)
Newly arrived robins are being asked to wash their little feet in disinfectant (you never know where they've been.)


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