Don't go there.
Typing on a keyboard can be a daunting task. Sometimes you get sweaty and your hand slips, sometimes your nutritious breakfast cereal falls between the keys, and sometimes you just suck at typing.
We at Pigdump understand your problems. Lordy knows we make the odd typo day in day out. Good thing our crack team of top quality editors keep those little mistrakes to a minimum!
Anyway, we just want you to know that we're there for you. For instance, you might not have pigdump.com bookmarked in your favourite browser so you always have to type in the whole address. Now we know the letter p and the letter b aren't really close to each other on your keyboard. But if you accidently happen to type bigdump.com, you may be frightened by the resulting website. And that's where we come in.
Pigdump is setting up a 1-800 number for those Pigdump visitors who may have inadvertently stumbled upon bigdump.com. It can be horrifying. It can lead to night sweats. It can put you off your food. We're just waiting for the confirmation in the mail that will activate our new bigdump.com stress line, and we'll let you know when it's live. In the meantime, we're sorry if you have accidently visited bigdump.com and hope you will in no way blame us for your journey.
Thanks and good luck.
Pigdump is in no way associated with bigdump.com though we kinda wish we thought of it first...
Tomorrow: Friday's topic.