Well, it's about time! Another missive from inside the ad agency bunker crossed our desk yesterday. Apparently Chris Norton is starting to fit right in with that bigshot firm north of Bloor near the Tim Horton's. She writes:
"Hey folks, sorry it's been a while, but I gotta tell you, I just don't seem to have enough bandwidth these days. I mean the research alone is what, 15 cycles? At least.
And then breakthrough. I was in a strategy session with the information architects and it looks like the Agency is about to try something new. I can't get into all the details, but make no mistake, they're going pure play with some top clients, no brick and mortar ties. And if... errr... when they succeed, they're going to tentpole the brand which will synergize the whole industry!
Chris
PS: I won a buttered bagel from Tim Horton's!"
Needless to say, we're pulling young Chris off the assignment and enrolling her in the Larry Tate memorial rehab clinic over in Mimico. We're very sorry. This will never happen again.
