They say we're a middle-of-the-road people, fence-sitters; there isn't much extreme in being Canadian. Well, I beg to differ.It's April and it's cold and snowy. That frickin' sucks. But before you know it, it will be hot, hazy and frickin' humid, about a million degrees, and that totally sucks. You want extreme, there you frickin' go.
And another thing, why don't Canadians get a holiday between New Year's and Easter? That's the most depressing, miserable time of the year... you'd think namby-pamby beige Canada would at least give its poor citizens an extra day off. It frickin sucks! And why do Canadians always have to point out what it is to be Canadian? To tell visiting Americans "did you know Mike Myers is Canadian? So was Alexander Graham Bell..." etc etc ad nauseum. Extreme cringe, guys.
I know this is very un-Pigdump-like, but who cares. I am Canadian and this snowy morning IT FRICKIN' SUCKS!!!
Thanks and good luck.
